To readers who imagine my blog title is a cleverly (or less-than-cleverly) invented neologism
Look it up. No, no, don't click over to dictionary.com. I mean really look it up. Pull that ten-pound Random House Unabridged Dictionary off the shelf, let it fall on your lap with a thud, and rustle its pages until you come to the M section. After all, that's how I found my title.